P.U.C.K.-People Underestimating Castrated Kittens.
Countless people have been underestimating these poor, unfortunate kittens and it must be stopped!

The world must be told of this ongoing tragedy. For years, non-castrated kittens have been getting the better jobs, sitting in the best seats on the bus, and even getting the upper class families!

I think I speak for all people aware of this that castrated kittens are kittens too! They have the same capabilities to be kittens and grow into fine cats, regardless of their......sexual limitations.

As you can see, there is a picture of a boat above this text.

Now, you may be wondering just what that has to do about P.U.C.K. The answer is, almost nothing at all. But, notice I said ALMOST nothing at all. The people who own that boat regularly underestimate castrated kittens! Look in their barely seeable faces and see the evil shine of.......EVIL!!!!!!!